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2020 has been quite the year, hasn’t it? Between staying home for the last six months, helping our kids navigate school in front of a computer and the strange things that happen on a daily basis, I figured we could all use a little laughter. I scoured the internet and social media for some things to make you smile. Here are my top 25 funny quotes about 2020, quarantine and virtual learning. Make sure to share them with a friend!
COVID spelled backward is DIVOC. What DIVOC is up with 2020?
If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be, I would have never guessed “teaching elementary school math.”
If 2020 was a person, it would be Janice from Friends.
I’m not working out with a mask on is my new favorite excuse for not working out.
So far, 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
All of the kids who were taught common core math are about to learn “carry the one” from their new homeschool teacher.
Due to quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
Welcome to homeschooling. Your home has 847 pencils in it, yet your child can never find one.
Not to brag, but I’ve been avoiding people since way before COVID ever showed up.
I’m not saying I’m going to suck at homeschooling my kids but my daughter just asked “Dad, what’s a synonym?” And I replied, “It’s a spice.”
If they just called it the “stay at home challenge” and posted it on social media, things would be completely back to normal by now.
My daughter walked in on me talking to myself. I told her to give me 30 minutes because I’m in a parent-teacher conference. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
I feel like a Kindergartener who keeps losing recess time because a couple of kids can’t follow simple instructions.
The best thing about homeschooling is that now I can add “I’ll fail you” to my repertoire of empty parenting threats.
The year 2020… Brought to you by the letters W, T and F.
HOMESCHOOL HOT LUNCH:
Monday: Mac n cheese with fruit cup
Tuesday: Chicken nuggets & chips
Wednesday: Mac n cheese again
Thursday: Make your own damn lunch
After years of swearing that I couldn’t clean my house because I didn’t have enough time, 2020 has proven that may have not been the reason.
The hardest part of homeschooling is trying to figure out what happened to Carole Baskin’s husband at the same time.
I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.
If there’s one thing that scares me more than an apocalyptic end of the world, it’s the possibility that if my kids fail at homeschooling they have to retake it.
I just find it funny that the same people who refuse to wear masks in public are the same ones who insist we cover our babies with a hot blanket to breastfeed.
Day 156842 of quarantine. My husband’s nostrils make me uncomfortable.
Hard to imagine how my kids were ever able to survive regular school days without 23 snacks.
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called “Why are you doing it that way?” There are no winners.
I hate spoilers, but I’d love to find out how 2020 ends.
Which of these funny quotes about 2020, quarantine and virtual learning are your favorite? And which one can you relate to the most? Comment below and let us know! Don’t forget to check out our other funny and inspirational quotes.