2020 has been quite the year, hasn’t it? Between staying home for the last six months, helping our kids navigate school in front of a computer and the strange things that happen on a daily basis, I figured we could all use a little laughter. I scoured the internet and social media for some things to make you smile.
Here are my top 25 funny quotes about 2020, quarantine and virtual learning. Make sure to share them with a friend!
COVID spelled backward is DIVOC. What DIVOC is up with 2020?
If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be, I would have never guessed “teaching elementary school math.”
via @simoncholland
If 2020 was a person, it would be Janice from Friends.
via @themotheroctopus
I’m not working out with a mask on is my new favorite excuse for not working out.
via @thecatwhisprer
So far, 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
All of the kids who were taught common core math are about to learn “carry the one” from their new homeschool teacher.
Due to quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
via @dadsaysjokes
Welcome to homeschooling. Your home has 847 pencils in it, yet your child can never find one.
via @copymama
Not to brag, but I’ve been avoiding people since way before COVID ever showed up.
I’m not saying I’m going to suck at homeschooling my kids but my daughter just asked “Dad, what’s a synonym?” And I replied, “It’s a spice.”
via @joeheenan
If they just called it the “stay at home challenge” and posted it on social media, things would be completely back to normal by now.
My daughter walked in on me talking to myself. I told her to give me 30 minutes because I’m in a parent-teacher conference. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
I feel like a Kindergartener who keeps losing recess time because a couple of kids can’t follow simple instructions.
The best thing about homeschooling is that now I can add “I’ll fail you” to my repertoire of empty parenting threats.
via @copymama
The year 2020… Brought to you by the letters W, T and F.
HOMESCHOOL HOT LUNCH:
Monday: Mac n cheese with fruit cup
Tuesday: Chicken nuggets & chips
Wednesday: Mac n cheese again
Thursday: Make your own damn lunch
Friday: Cheetos
via @mommajessiec
After years of swearing that I couldn’t clean my house because I didn’t have enough time, 2020 has proven that may have not been the reason.
The hardest part of homeschooling is trying to figure out what happened to Carole Baskin’s husband at the same time.
via @paigekellerman_writer
I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.
via @mommyowl
If there’s one thing that scares me more than an apocalyptic end of the world, it’s the possibility that if my kids fail at homeschooling they have to retake it.
via @threetimedaddy
I just find it funny that the same people who refuse to wear masks in public are the same ones who insist we cover our babies with a hot blanket to breastfeed.
via @megatronic13
Day 156842 of quarantine. My husband’s nostrils make me uncomfortable.
via @pro_worrier_
Hard to imagine how my kids were ever able to survive regular school days without 23 snacks.
via @simoncholland
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called “Why are you doing it that way?” There are no winners.
via @ericspiegelman
I hate spoilers, but I’d love to find out how 2020 ends.
Which of these funny quotes about 2020, quarantine and virtual learning are your favorite? And which one can you relate to the most? Comment below and let us know!
Don’t forget to check out our other funny and inspirational quotes.

Lois
January 19, 2021Funny, funny, funny. COVID is so sad, that we need a little lockdown humor and condolences for those who don’t have the opportunity to lockdown anymore.
Catalina
January 19, 2021These quotes are too much fun and I love them! They make my day very often lately!
Kathy
January 19, 2021These are all so great. I love them. I never thought I’d be teaching my kids schooling honestly, but I enjoy it to a point.
Nyxie
January 19, 2021Yes to all of these! I’ll definitely be putting some of these up on the group chat for a laugh.
Lynndee
January 19, 2021They’re all funny quotes indeed. I may have to borrow them and share with my friends. 🙂
Crystal Carder
January 19, 2021Haha! I needed that laugh today! These are wayyyy to funny!
Nikki Wayne
January 19, 2021Haha I could relate on some of these jokes. So funny😆😂
Ciara
January 18, 2021These are hilarious. Definitely a good way to look at a not so good situation.
Marysa
January 18, 2021Remote learning has been quite a rollercoaster. I can relate to many of these!
Chef Dennis
January 18, 2021Haha These are so funny! You really made me laugh out loud today. I will share these hilarious quotes.
Tasheena
January 18, 2021These are too funny. Thanks so much for sharing.
melissa chapman
January 18, 2021These are so much fun and I really feel for the parents who are homeschooling it takes a lot of time and effort. Laughing about it helps.
Brittany
September 9, 2020Wow these are so accurate 😂 especially the one about losing recess time!
Amber S Battishill
September 9, 2020These are great and sum up 2020 perfectly! Trying to keep a sense of humor about this craziness!
Morgan | T
September 9, 2020I am cracking up!! These are good ones. 🙂 I shared with some friends who can commiserate!
Natalie
September 9, 2020Oh these are fantastic quotes. Some of them really got me LOL. I will share them with my friends.
Marie Phillips
September 9, 2020These are some great quotes to make a very dark time more lighthearted. Thank you for sharing! I especially enjoyed the homeschooling ones!
Deborah Brooks
September 9, 2020ha ha these are fantastic! May steal a few for my moms group. Thanks for the laughs
Emman Damian
September 9, 2020Majority of them are true but hilarious! We need some optimism or positivity at these times. Thanks for making us laugh!
khoingn
September 9, 2020Haha! We all need something funny especially in this moments when everything is so bad.
Thanks for making my day funnier!
Catherine
September 8, 2020Haha these are great! A wonderful way to lift the spirit! Thanks for sharing 🙂
Toni Dash
September 8, 2020I love these!! Hilarious and witty quotes!
Joyce
September 8, 2020These are too funny! I can’t help but laugh at every image. I like the Janice one of the friends btw hahahaha. Great quotes!
Lucy Clarke
September 8, 2020These cracked me up! Lol. I loved the parent-teacher conference as an excuse for talking for ourselves and the inside jokes one!
Melanie williams
September 8, 2020What a fab post and a great way to bring everyone together – love the one about the mask and an excuse for not working out lol x
Erin
September 8, 2020LOL I love these! They’re all so true. Thanks for the laughs! 🙂
Eileen M Loya
September 8, 2020These are so funny! I like the one about common core math. Honestly, I’d still like to do math the old “carry the one” way. It seems easier. Thanks for sharing these funny quotes. I did have a good laugh.
Edgar
September 8, 2020Hihi….there are no winners in this year called 2020!
Talya Stone
September 8, 2020Ha I love this! Especially the one about the airplane. That really rings true. Thanks for making me smile this morning 🙂
Stephanie | Adventures in Aussieland
September 8, 2020OMG these are great! I love the one about quarantining before it was cool. Story of my life as a spoonie lol
Nkem
September 8, 2020Hahahahah synonym as a spice!! That one made me crack up. These are really really funny.
Kristine Nicole Alessandra
September 8, 2020We all need some humor in our lives or else we will all go crazy! 2020 is such a weird year, so many things happening! I really can’t wait for this year to be over. We need a break! Thanks for sharing these funny quotes. They made me smile and forget about my anxiety for a while.
Catalina
September 8, 2020So much fun! Some of them are taken from the real life for sure!
Fatima Torres
September 7, 2020I’m with you on the whole common core thing. We are switching things up around here — and it’s for the better.
Surekha
September 7, 2020These are all so great! I can’t believe that no one has made one substituting “What the 2020?” for “WTF?”.
Ashlee
September 7, 2020Oh my goodness, I related to these memes so much! Thank you for this laugh, man did I need it lol.
Matt Taylor
September 7, 2020hahahaha I love cheesy jokes. These are great! I love the inside jokes one haha.
Bhavya
September 7, 2020HAHA, these are some super cool collection of quotes ! loved the “I hate spoilers, but I’d love to find out how 2020 ends.” , I would love to know for sure.