25 Hilarious Quotes about 2020, Quarantine and Virtual Learning

25 funniest quotes bout 2020, virtual learning and quarantine
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Published Date: 09/07/2020
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2020 has been quite the year, hasn’t it? Between staying home for the last six months, helping our kids navigate school in front of a computer and the strange things that happen on a daily basis, I figured we could all use a little laughter. I scoured the internet and social media for some things to make you smile.

Here are my top 25 funny quotes about 2020, quarantine and virtual learning. Make sure to share them with a friend!

COVID spelled backward is DIVOC. What DIVOC is up with 2020?
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COVID spelled backward is DIVOC. What DIVOC is up with 2020?

If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be, I would have never guessed "teaching elementary school math."
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If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be, I would have never guessed “teaching elementary school math.”
via @simoncholland

If 2020 was a person, it would be Janice from Friends.
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If 2020 was a person, it would be Janice from Friends.
via @themotheroctopus

I'm not working out with a mask on is my new favorite excuse for not working out.
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I’m not working out with a mask on is my new favorite excuse for not working out.
via @thecatwhisprer

So far, 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
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So far, 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

All of the kids who were taught common core math are about to learn "carry the one" from their new homeschool teacher.
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All of the kids who were taught common core math are about to learn “carry the one” from their new homeschool teacher.

Due to quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
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Due to quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
via @dadsaysjokes

Welcome to homeschooling. Your home has 847 pencils in it, yet your child can never find one.
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Welcome to homeschooling. Your home has 847 pencils in it, yet your child can never find one.
via @copymama

Not to brag, but I've been avoiding people since way before COVID ever showed up.
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Not to brag, but I’ve been avoiding people since way before COVID ever showed up.

I'm not saying I'm going to suck at homeschooling my kids but my daughter just asked "Dad, what's a synonym?" And I replied, "It's a spice."
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I’m not saying I’m going to suck at homeschooling my kids but my daughter just asked “Dad, what’s a synonym?” And I replied, “It’s a spice.”
via @joeheenan

If they just called it the "stay at home challenge" and posted it on social media, things would be completely back to normal by now.
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If they just called it the “stay at home challenge” and posted it on social media, things would be completely back to normal by now.

My daughter walked in on me talking to myself. I told her to give me 30 minutes because I'm in a parent-teacher conference. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
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My daughter walked in on me talking to myself. I told her to give me 30 minutes because I’m in a parent-teacher conference. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

I feel like a Kindergartener who keeps losing recess time because a couple of kids can't follow simple instructions.
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I feel like a Kindergartener who keeps losing recess time because a couple of kids can’t follow simple instructions.

The best thing about homeschooling is that now I can add “I’ll fail you” to my repertoire of empty parenting threats.
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The best thing about homeschooling is that now I can add “I’ll fail you” to my repertoire of empty parenting threats.
via @copymama

The year 2020... Brought to you by the letters W, T and F.
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The year 2020… Brought to you by the letters W, T and F.

HOMESCHOOL HOT LUNCH Monday: Mac n cheese with fruit cup Tuesday: Chicken nuggets & chips Wednesday: Mac n cheese again Thursday: Make your own damn lunch Friday: Cheetos
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HOMESCHOOL HOT LUNCH: 
Monday: Mac n cheese with fruit cup
Tuesday: Chicken nuggets & chips
Wednesday: Mac n cheese again
Thursday: Make your own damn lunch
Friday: Cheetos
via @mommajessiec

After years of swearing that I couldn't clean my house because I didn't have enough time, 2020 has proven that may have not been the reason.
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After years of swearing that I couldn’t clean my house because I didn’t have enough time, 2020 has proven that may have not been the reason.

The hardest part of homeschooling is trying to figure out what happened to Carole Baskin’s husband at the same time.
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The hardest part of homeschooling is trying to figure out what happened to Carole Baskin’s husband at the same time.
via @paigekellerman_writer

I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.
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I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.
via @mommyowl

If there’s one thing that scares me more than an apocalyptic end of the world, it’s the possibility that if my kids fail at homeschooling they have to retake it.
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If there’s one thing that scares me more than an apocalyptic end of the world, it’s the possibility that if my kids fail at homeschooling they have to retake it.
via @threetimedaddy

I just find it funny that the same people who refuse to wear masks in public are the same ones who insist we cover our babies with a hot blanket to breastfeed.
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I just find it funny that the same people who refuse to wear masks in public are the same ones who insist we cover our babies with a hot blanket to breastfeed.
via @megatronic13

Day 156842 of quarantine. My husband's nostrils make me uncomfortable.
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Day 156842 of quarantine. My husband’s nostrils make me uncomfortable.
via @pro_worrier_

Hard to imagine how my kids were ever able to survive regular school days without 23 snacks.
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Hard to imagine how my kids were ever able to survive regular school days without 23 snacks.
via @simoncholland

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It's called "Why are you doing it that way?" There are no winners.
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My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called “Why are you doing it that way?” There are no winners.
via @ericspiegelman

I hate spoilers, but I'd love to find out how 2020 ends.
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I hate spoilers, but I’d love to find out how 2020 ends.

Which of these funny quotes about 2020, quarantine and virtual learning are your favorite? And which one can you relate to the most? Comment below and let us know!

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  1. For some reason these quotes made me smile. What happened last year is not what we expect but still, we were resilient enough to fight the fear and learn to put touches of humor and spread good vibes.

  2. Funny, funny, funny. COVID is so sad, that we need a little lockdown humor and condolences for those who don’t have the opportunity to lockdown anymore.

  3. These are all so great. I love them. I never thought I’d be teaching my kids schooling honestly, but I enjoy it to a point.

  4. Haha These are so funny! You really made me laugh out loud today. I will share these hilarious quotes.

  5. These are so much fun and I really feel for the parents who are homeschooling it takes a lot of time and effort. Laughing about it helps.

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  9. These are great and sum up 2020 perfectly! Trying to keep a sense of humor about this craziness!

  10. These are some great quotes to make a very dark time more lighthearted. Thank you for sharing! I especially enjoyed the homeschooling ones!

  11. Majority of them are true but hilarious! We need some optimism or positivity at these times. Thanks for making us laugh!

  12. Haha! We all need something funny especially in this moments when everything is so bad.
    Thanks for making my day funnier!

  13. These are too funny! I can’t help but laugh at every image. I like the Janice one of the friends btw hahahaha. Great quotes!

  14. These cracked me up! Lol. I loved the parent-teacher conference as an excuse for talking for ourselves and the inside jokes one!

  15. What a fab post and a great way to bring everyone together – love the one about the mask and an excuse for not working out lol x

  16. These are so funny! I like the one about common core math. Honestly, I’d still like to do math the old “carry the one” way. It seems easier. Thanks for sharing these funny quotes. I did have a good laugh.

  17. Ha I love this! Especially the one about the airplane. That really rings true. Thanks for making me smile this morning 🙂

  18. OMG these are great! I love the one about quarantining before it was cool. Story of my life as a spoonie lol

  19. We all need some humor in our lives or else we will all go crazy! 2020 is such a weird year, so many things happening! I really can’t wait for this year to be over. We need a break! Thanks for sharing these funny quotes. They made me smile and forget about my anxiety for a while.

  20. I’m with you on the whole common core thing. We are switching things up around here — and it’s for the better.

  21. These are all so great! I can’t believe that no one has made one substituting “What the 2020?” for “WTF?”.

  22. HAHA, these are some super cool collection of quotes ! loved the “I hate spoilers, but I’d love to find out how 2020 ends.” , I would love to know for sure.