20 Funny Love Quotes to Get You Through Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re madly in love or dreading what today might bring, we can all use a laugh. I scoured the internet for some things to make you smile. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about love. Make sure to share them with a friend!

Love is a lot like gas. If you have to force it, it’s probably just $hit.

I would do anything for love. Even the thing Meatloaf won’t do.

You make me weak in the knees. Just kidding… yesterday was leg day.

Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.

I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

Marriage is just texting each other “Do we need anything from the grocer store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking? More powerful.

I don’t need a Valentine. I need a million dollars and a fast metabolism.

If you love somebody, let her sleep.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…. Then she hugged me.

Love means never having to say anything because you’re both looking at your smart phones.

I love you almost as much as I love half-priced wine.

If you love someone, set them free… but keep their Netflix password.

The only reservations I have for Valentine’s Day are about the person I’m currently dating.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.

Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I’ve learned that I don’t need to use so many paper towels, and they’re expensive.

Relationship status: The UPS guy just pointed out that I was wearing a dryer sheet.

You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.

On Valentine’s Day last, year, my mom texted me, “Enjoy your VD.” Not the best time to abbreviate, mom.

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