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Happy Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re madly in love or dreading what today might bring, we can all use a laugh. I scoured the internet for some things to make you smile. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about love. Make sure to share them with a friend!
Love is a lot like gas. If you have to force it, it’s probably just $hit.
I would do anything for love. Even the thing Meatloaf won’t do.
You make me weak in the knees. Just kidding… yesterday was leg day.
Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.
I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Marriage is just texting each other “Do we need anything from the grocer store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking? More powerful.
I don’t need a Valentine. I need a million dollars and a fast metabolism.
If you love somebody, let her sleep.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…. Then she hugged me.
Love means never having to say anything because you’re both looking at your smart phones.
I love you almost as much as I love half-priced wine.
If you love someone, set them free… but keep their Netflix password.
The only reservations I have for Valentine’s Day are about the person I’m currently dating.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.
Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I’ve learned that I don’t need to use so many paper towels, and they’re expensive.
Relationship status: The UPS guy just pointed out that I was wearing a dryer sheet.
You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.
On Valentine’s Day last, year, my mom texted me, “Enjoy your VD.” Not the best time to abbreviate, mom.
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Kayla
March 31, 2020I know its not Valentines Day but these made me smile and they are need right now!
Bindu Thomas
February 25, 2019Very true and very funny and it makes me laugh. Thanks for sharing this post.
Sigrid Says
February 18, 2019I love the first one! hahaha It’s a winner. Nobody should force love. It should come naturally.
Julie
February 18, 2019Those are hysterical!
David Elliott
February 17, 2019Lol.. yes Valentine’s Day celebrations creates some awkward abbreviations. Definitely, something you don’t want your mom to abbreviate on a smart phone.
Mom Life Optimized
February 16, 2019These are just hilarious!! I shared this too because so many of these are so very true!! LOL!
Heidi
February 16, 2019I just read those with my husband. We were totally cracking up. Thanks for a good laugh!
Bohemian Babushka
February 15, 2019#JUSOFONII Those were hysterical, and many were very, very true and lived through. Gracias for the guffaws.
Mjmamaa
February 15, 2019These are very funny! Lol thanks
For the laugh !
1stopmom
February 15, 2019These are some funny quotes. I really like the one about half priced wine. Thanks for the smiles and giggles.
Claudia Krusch
February 15, 2019These are all soooo funny! . I just cannot stop laughing as I scroll down. Love the one about meatloaf!!
Dani Flanders
February 15, 2019LOL! These are great!! I especially love the first few (the leg day one made me chuckle). This is a great post to share for Valentine’s Day!
Louise
February 15, 2019I love these! They gave me a proper chuckle 🙂
Louise x
What Corinne Did
February 15, 2019i love all those quotes! they are so funny! and somehow very true!
Jenn @ EngineerMommy
February 15, 2019These are so hilarious. My favorite one is the one about the fairy tale, even though I don’t really ever drink lol!!
Hailey
February 15, 2019HAHA! That one about the grocery store cracked me up. It’s so true! I will be saving a bunch of these for next year!
Heather
February 15, 2019I loved all of these. My favorite was the one about the paper towels. I stopped buying them YEARS ago!
Heather
February 15, 2019My husband used to reuse them. Seriously. Ha!
GladysNava
February 15, 2019Haha, thanks for making me laugh. These are so so good, I am sharing this blog to others! Love it
Chelle Dizon
February 15, 2019Some of these quotes are really funny especially the one with the Netflix’s password. I have saved some them and will share it to my friends.
Terri Steffes
February 15, 2019Fabulous! This is so funny. Shared with my husband and got a good laugh!
Tamara
February 15, 2019Oh my these made me laugh. The one about chocolate. My husband has hinted that one. HEHEHE
Beth
February 14, 2019I love these! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Princess Quinn
February 14, 2019These are all absolutely hilarious. I just cannot stop laughing as I scroll down. The first one is my favorite.
Stephanie | Adventures in Aussieland
February 14, 2019I love the “Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you’re drunk” quote. So funny!
Ricci
February 14, 2019OMG I haven’t laughed this hard in a HOT minute! Thanks for this!! LOL!!!!
GiGi Eats
February 14, 2019BRILLIANT!! Especially the first and last one. The one about what marriage is like is also true and my husband and I just had like a 35 minute conversation about it — What do you want for dinner, I don’t know what do you want for dinner. HAHAHAHAHAHA That went out for 35 minutes!
Sharon
February 14, 2019These are so funny! I like that so many of these are relatable too for this holiday.
Erin Sluka
February 14, 2019The wife hugging mistakes is hilarious. I never made a mistake with my husband but it is still cute
Gisele
February 14, 2019These are great!! I stole the one about the million dollars and fast metabolism and put it on Facebook.
Marcie W.
February 14, 2019These are great. Super hilarious! I love that you added some humor to a seriously sappy day.
Sarah Bailey
February 14, 2019I think I might have to send some of these to my other half I am sure he would get a giggle from him as he hates mushy.
candy
February 14, 2019Now these are some really funny and cute quotes for valentines day. Going to show some of them to my husband
Tasheena
February 14, 2019These quotes are so funny. My favorite is “I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.”
Tara Pittman
February 14, 2019These are great. I need to use some of these with my husband especially the gas one.
Paula @ I'm Busy Being Awesome
February 14, 2019Ahahahahaha OMG the first one is hilarious! Have an amazing Valentine’s day
Mimi
February 14, 2019“What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking? More powerful.”I love this quote in general ahah it’s one of my favourite!
Heather
February 14, 2019It’s the BEST! 🙂
Glenda Cates
February 14, 2019I was having a off day until I took the time to read these Valentines and I found myself not only smiling but laughing. Thank you for sharing them with us.
Heather
February 14, 2019So glad I could bring some humor to your day 🙂
Danielle
February 14, 2019These are great! Laughing in my office! Too funny! Happy Valentines Day
Tiffany Montgomery
February 14, 2019If you love somebody, let her sleep… hilarious and so True!
Heather
February 14, 2019My 6 year old read that one and yelled, “IT’S YOU MOM!” lol
Tomi C
February 14, 2019Just sent this one to my husband: You make me weak in the knees. Just kidding… yesterday was leg day. Too funny! Happy Valentines Day
Laurie Gannon
February 14, 2019These are so darn funny! Seriously…what is it that Meatloaf won’t do for love? And can I get the saying with the cute Meatloaf cartoon on a t-shirt?
Heather
February 14, 2019Will we ever really know?
Cris
February 14, 2019These are so funny! I will show them to my hubby, and have a good laugh together!
Amber Myers
February 14, 2019Haha, I love these. So funny. I hope you have an amazing Valentine’s Day! My husband and I are usually looking at our smartphones 😉