Author: Heather
Category: Laughs
Published Date: 02/14/2019
Comments: 50
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Happy Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re madly in love or dreading what today might bring, we can all use a laugh. I scoured the internet for some things to make you smile. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about love. Make sure to share them with a friend!
Love is a lot like gas. If you have to force it, it’s probably just $hit.
I would do anything for love. Even the thing Meatloaf won’t do.
You make me weak in the knees. Just kidding… yesterday was leg day.
Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.
I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Marriage is just texting each other “Do we need anything from the grocer store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking? More powerful.
I don’t need a Valentine. I need a million dollars and a fast metabolism.
If you love somebody, let her sleep.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…. Then she hugged me.
Love means never having to say anything because you’re both looking at your smart phones.
I love you almost as much as I love half-priced wine.
If you love someone, set them free… but keep their Netflix password.
The only reservations I have for Valentine’s Day are about the person I’m currently dating.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.
Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I’ve learned that I don’t need to use so many paper towels, and they’re expensive.
Relationship status: The UPS guy just pointed out that I was wearing a dryer sheet.
You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.
On Valentine’s Day last, year, my mom texted me, “Enjoy your VD.” Not the best time to abbreviate, mom.
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Hi! I’m Heather, Mom of 3, professional snack opener, the only person who knows where everything is in my house and part-time magician (I can turn a bunch of candy into a gift basket and everyone thinks it’s amazing). I share a mix of parenting moments, easy recipes, crafts, and DIY home decor projects.
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I was having a off day until I took the time to read these Valentines and I found myself not only smiling but laughing. Thank you for sharing them with us.
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So glad I could bring some humor to your day 🙂
These are great! Laughing in my office! Too funny! Happy Valentines Day
If you love somebody, let her sleep… hilarious and so True!
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My 6 year old read that one and yelled, “IT’S YOU MOM!” lol
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Just sent this one to my husband: You make me weak in the knees. Just kidding… yesterday was leg day. Too funny! Happy Valentines Day
These are so darn funny! Seriously…what is it that Meatloaf won’t do for love? And can I get the saying with the cute Meatloaf cartoon on a t-shirt?
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Will we ever really know?
These are so funny! I will show them to my hubby, and have a good laugh together!
Haha, I love these. So funny. I hope you have an amazing Valentine’s Day! My husband and I are usually looking at our smartphones 😉