Author: Heather
Category: Laughs
Published Date: 02/14/2019
Comments: 50
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Happy Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re madly in love or dreading what today might bring, we can all use a laugh. I scoured the internet for some things to make you smile. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about love. Make sure to share them with a friend!
Love is a lot like gas. If you have to force it, it’s probably just $hit.
I would do anything for love. Even the thing Meatloaf won’t do.
You make me weak in the knees. Just kidding… yesterday was leg day.
Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.
I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Marriage is just texting each other “Do we need anything from the grocer store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking? More powerful.
I don’t need a Valentine. I need a million dollars and a fast metabolism.
If you love somebody, let her sleep.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…. Then she hugged me.
Love means never having to say anything because you’re both looking at your smart phones.
I love you almost as much as I love half-priced wine.
If you love someone, set them free… but keep their Netflix password.
The only reservations I have for Valentine’s Day are about the person I’m currently dating.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.
Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I’ve learned that I don’t need to use so many paper towels, and they’re expensive.
Relationship status: The UPS guy just pointed out that I was wearing a dryer sheet.
You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.
On Valentine’s Day last, year, my mom texted me, “Enjoy your VD.” Not the best time to abbreviate, mom.
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These are great. Super hilarious! I love that you added some humor to a seriously sappy day.
I think I might have to send some of these to my other half I am sure he would get a giggle from him as he hates mushy.
Now these are some really funny and cute quotes for valentines day. Going to show some of them to my husband
These quotes are so funny. My favorite is “I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.”
These are great. I need to use some of these with my husband especially the gas one.
Ahahahahaha OMG the first one is hilarious! Have an amazing Valentine’s day
“What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking? More powerful.”I love this quote in general ahah it’s one of my favourite!
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It’s the BEST! 🙂